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Post by Affectionate Zombie on Aug 6, 2008 11:52:29 GMT -5
Bitches just don't know--!... What? Aw, hell. You want somethin'? Info? Shit. Okay, fine. Not like it's any of your beeswax, but I'm eighteen, born on May 12th -- and you better not tell me I'm older than I look, 'cause I already know, damn it. Don't remind me. I'm male -- duh, didn't you notice that already, you asshole? -- and I ain't no goody-two-shoes. Nox is where it's at, though I'm a pickpocket and thief at heart. ... Now you wanna know what I like? You're such a fucking creeper, but ugh... whatever. Power is everything. I also like them yummy hard candies (but bubblegum and spicy foods are tasty, too), and peace and quiet is real relaxin', y'know? As for what I don't like... there is a long-ass list, but a really hate a few things. Pokemorphs are up there, for being nasty abominations an' wastes of oxygen; women are right next to 'em for being good-for-nothin' whores. I don't like people who're taller than me, either, but pretty much everyone is... Damn it. Salty foods and chocolate are fuckin' nasty (plus I'm allergic to chocolate, and flowers too, for that matter), so keep that shit away from me. And, above all... I don't like you. Now leave me the hell alone, will ya? The name is Darby Hughes. You better remember it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx WHERE YOU AT?!→ Takin' the world by storm--!Life's just beautiful, ain't it? Bah-humbug. [/url][/color] (Route One.)[/blockquote] → It's just a pit-stop, no big deal...x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx TP COUNT: 5 TP. |
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Post by Affectionate Zombie on Aug 6, 2008 18:36:41 GMT -5
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Post by Affectionate Zombie on Aug 6, 2008 19:22:29 GMT -5
MY KILLING MACHINES. LET ME SHOW YOU THEM. COMPANION.Pok?mon are tools, not "companions." What good're they if they don't fight? TEAM.
NAME Bruiser.
SPECIES Turtwig.
GENDER 
LEVEL o1o
LOYALTY 
ABILITY Overgrow. When Bruiser is low on health, the power of his grass-type moves increases.
MOVES
o Tackle
o Withdraw
o Absorb
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NATURE Bruiser, despite the brutal-sounding name that Darby's given him, is a love-bug. He's sweet, cuddly, and is ridiculously dependent on others, trying as hard as he can to please and fit in with everyone around him. Normally it stands that no one will be happy if he tries to keep everyone happy, but seeing as he's now stuck with Darby and as a result doesn't come into much contact with others (the boy's not exactly social), he's able to focus in on his trainer. He'll act like a tough-guy to keep the human content, doing his best to trash-talk and battle ferociously, even if he feels terrible about doing so; he hates being so mean to others, and it shows. Luckily, Darby doesn't seem to notice that it's an act. Bruiser loves his trainer unconditionally and despite the boy's many, many flaws and downsides, one of the biggest being that he doesn't give half a damn about any of his Pokémon -- Bruiser included.
OBTAINED March 2008 Promo @ level 10.
HELD ITEM None.
NAME Bea. (This is short for "Bitchface". "Bea" is considerably nicer.)
SPECIES Buneary.
GENDER 
LEVEL o1o
LOYALTY
ABILITY Run Away. Bea can always run from any battle, except for trainer battles or when an attack prevents her from escaping.
MOVES
o Splash
o Pound
o Foresight
o Defense Curl
o Endure
o Thunderpunch
NATURE Stuck-up, self-centered, vain and above all else bitchy, Bea is not a likable creature and doesn't care that you think so. Nope, she finds herself to be good company, so doesn't strive to make friends or even make a good reputation for herself. Instead, she's content to sit on her own and groom and ignore everyone else. As unpleasant and rude and she usually is, she has a dragon-like temper and will go into a violent rage at the tiniest provocation. Be wary about that, because she is not a pushover and battles with the intent to kill her opponents. She's quite capable of it, too, so she's not to be messed with unless the one doing the messing is much stronger than she is. Darby hates Bea with a passion and the feeling is mutual, but he keeps her around simply because she battles like a monster and in turn is useful. She doesn't respect her trainer or listen to him at all.
OBTAINED Easter Special 2008 @ level 10.
HELD ITEM None.
NAME Ripper.
SPECIES Shadow Skorupi.
GENDER
LEVEL o1o
LOYALTY
ABILITY Sniper. Ripper's critical hits do three times the damage of a non-critical hit, opposed to the usual two times.
MOVES
o Bite
o Poison Sting
o Leer
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NATURE Shadow Pokémon are known for being ferocious and cruel beasts, battle-hungry and always ready to break some bones. Ripper, despite being a Shadow Pokémon himself, is not much like that at all. He is lazy, unmotivated, and doesn't listen to a word his trainer says (as a matter of fact, he'll contradict and argue with Darby even over little things, just for the sake of being difficult), unless the order benefits him or is to his liking. In short, he's worthless as a "minion" or even a "sidekick", and especially as a weapon, since he doesn't care for battling. There is a bit of repressed Shadow Pokémon ferocity in Ripper, though. If he gets angry, he'll go berserk, trying to tear apart anything in his path and then moving on to another random target, regardless of whether that target is a friend or a foe. He'll only stop these rampages when restrained or beaten down.
OBTAINED Nox Headquarters @ level 5.
HELD ITEM None.
NAME Digo.
SPECIES Houndour.
GENDER
LEVEL oo6
LOYALTY
ABILITY Flash Fire. When hit by a fire-type move, Digo's own fire-type moves grow stronger, and all fire-type attacks will do no damage to him.
MOVES
o Leer
o Ember
o Howl
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NATURE A rambunctious and haughty little pup, Digo likes to think that he's big and bad and ferocious and destined for greatness, but the truth in the matter is that he's actually a runt, and he's not particularly strong, nor special. He has a sharp tongue and short fuse that get him into trouble often, but despite all of his bark and his fiery temper, he's not strong enough to do much damage. Darby thinks that the Houndour has potential so could be useful with a bit of training, but Digo hates his trainer, convinced that he's mean and a total asshole. (This is true.) He wouldn't listen to a word the human said if his life depended on it. However, he looks up to Ripper and follows him around, idolizing him and trying to act like he does.
OBTAINED Route One @ level 6.
HELD ITEM None.
NAME Princess.
SPECIES Snubbull.
GENDER
LEVEL oo1
LOYALTY
ABILITY Intimidate. When Princess enters a battle, his behavior and appearance unnerve his opponent(s), lowering their attack stat a bit for the duration of the battle.
MOVES
o Tackle
o Scary Face
o Tail Whip
o Charm
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NATURE This little Snubbull is well-suited to Darby's company, oddly enough. He's the sort to take everything in stride, looking at the bright side and laughing off whatever insults or bad times might be thrown his way. Easygoing and chipper, and damn near impossible to make angry or upset, even Darby's usual biting tongue and bitchiness are unable to bother Princess. (On the subject of the name Darby so kindly gave him, he thinks it's positively hilarious, though does admittedly prefer "Prince.") Battles are just fun games for him, nothing to get worked up over, and in his opinion, life is a playground, something to be enjoyed to the fullest. The only time Prince is willing to get serious is when those he cares for are in trouble or danger. Then, he'll do is best to help out, though sometimes his spacey, joking, and over-the-top imaginative nature will make his solutions to problems exceptionally far-fetched and impossible. Don't come to him for advice, that's for sure, but if you need to boost your mood, he's your guy. Even Darby has difficulty ragging on him most of the time, and not just because he has an embarrassing love of Snubbulls. Princess's opinion of Darby isn't the highest, which isn't surprising, but he still finds the boy to be funny and loves him like a parent or perhaps a sibling, as Darby's face was the first he saw when he hatched from his egg.
OBTAINED Hatched @ level 1.
HELD ITEM None.
NAME Shiv.
SPECIES Sneasel.
GENDER
LEVEL o15
LOYALTY
ABILITY Keen Eye. Shiv's accuracy can't be lowered.
MOVES
o Scratch
o Leer
o Taunt
o Quick Attack
o Screech
o Faint Attack
NATURE Shiv is obviously a very intelligent, calculating creature. He's calm, composed and standing on the sidelines observing more often than not, analyzing every situation and watching those around him closely in an attempt to understand them without chatting face-to-face with them. It's unnerving, really, how sharp-witted and sharp-eyed this Sneasel is; he always knows where the nearest escape route is if the going gets tough, he's good at spotting insecurities and weak spots in his opponents, and he has a talent for seeing even subtle changes in emotion in others. The problem is that he's not exactly good at communicating with people or other Pokémon. He can see emotion changes, but he tends to misread them. He can usually think of extremely effective strategies for an attack or a battle, but when it comes to solving personal problems, he's hopeless. Casual chatter is near impossible, since he tends to just stand there and shuffle his feet and only grunt out a "yes" or "no" every so often as opposed to actually giving input. He's not chatty, and is in fact really awkward when it comes to socializing. He'd much rather stick to battling and observing, where he feels comfortable and in his element. It's strange that someone so obviously intelligent sticks around with Darby, but he does it mostly because he feels some obligation to protect the teen from his own stupidity.
OBTAINED New Years 2008 Event @ level 15.
HELD ITEM Holding a Razor Claw.
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Post by Affectionate Zombie on Aug 6, 2008 19:23:40 GMT -5
Bah, you lame fuckers can just rot. PC.![]()
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Post by Affectionate Zombie on Aug 6, 2008 20:42:11 GMT -5
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Post by Affectionate Zombie on Aug 7, 2008 10:13:45 GMT -5
C'mon, get lost, you know enough about me already! FUN FACTS.x Darby has a little bit of a Napoleon complex.
x Being the sort of person that's stressed out by just about anything, Darby hates background noise, including music. Peace and quiet soothes him and lets him feel calm, while anything else will leave him fidgeting and stressed.
x Though a morning person who can be up at ungodly hours of the morning and be completely active, he tends to nap frequently during the day and wear out easily. Once nightfall rolls around, he becomes sluggish and even more grumpy than usual.
x Darby's pretty athletic. He's a fast runner and incredibly flexible; on top of that, he can do back-handsprings and mid-air flips and all sort of nifty tricks. ... Of course, just because he can do it doesn't mean he's good at it. About half the time he'll fall and land on his head and hurt himself while showing off. No concussions yet. It's all good.
x Having grown up in such a nasty environment, Darby's tried all sorts of drugs and what-not. He rather enjoys the stuff, and if he happens to be offered a drink or a cig or a shot of something, he'll take it. He's not really addicted, though, and won't go out of his way to get anything; he just likes it when it's readily available. His favorite drugs are hallucinogens. Trippy.
x Much like he's crazy-sexist, he's also incredibly racist towards Pokemorphs. He hates them with a passion and considers them to be lower than dirt. That's how most humans in Lacara were taught to think, so while it's not nice (neither is Darby, anyway), it's also a pretty common mindset where he comes from.
x Secretly, his favorite Pokémon is Snubbull. He thinks they're adorable, and they grow up to be a big bad-ass bulldog, so he doesn't see what not to like. Since it's a pretty girly Pok?mon, though, he keeps it to himself.
x He's allergic to several things. Chocolate is the worst; he gets really sick if he eats it. Flowers make him sniffly, Glameow fur sends him into a sneezing fit, and he has a silver allergy which isn't terribly severe, but means that he can't get any silver piercings or anything like that. (Just touching the stuff won't do him any harm.) Also, he gets sinus headaches rather often.
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