Post by [Shoe ♥]! on Aug 10, 2008 10:10:32 GMT -5
I decided to put this in the main general, since it's freaking long and it's doubtful that anyone will be spamming it. x33[/b] 26... but I live really, really long. I might as well be ten. Seriously - only you know... my body's matured. Since Nidorans are like rabbits and we hit puberty at an early age. ^-^;
Anyway, I found this laying around my computer, and I just remember loooving these things. So without further ado - a fun little 'trivia' for your character. :3
Rules:
The lucky ones:
Elias
Spazz
and Lyra~
1) How old are you?
Spazz: Like... nineteen. Young man is young, hit me, I'll still kick your ass if you wrong me.
Lyra: Like... Twenty-two? Three? I forget these sorts of things easily. Whatever it is, it means I'm suited for the Avenue. The avenue of Q~ <3[/ul]
2) Height?
Spazz: Ehhh... whatever it is, it's painfully average. Not like I care by this point...
Lyra: Like it matters to you! Well... I might as well say... 5'2... ish. I think. [/ul]
3) You got any bad habits?
Spazz: *chuckles* You don't even want to fucking know. *pulls out ... something from that bag of his and starts to smoke*
Lyra: Well, I guess I'm not just suited to stick to one person, you know? My average relationship lasts... well, it's fleeting, okay? Not my fault - it's them who don't pay enough attention to me! D: [/ul]
4) Virgin?
Spazz: Naaaah - you would think that, right, bum? But nah, sluts and man-whores alike love the body of a rich man. Even if it's patchy and plain. And don't get it into your stupid fucking brain that we're boning each other for money. If I happen to slip a few fifties in their pockets as we're doing the nasty - it's not my fault.
Lyra: Ah-heh, that'd be a no. It's not that I'm some dirty slut or anything... it's just if that's how my current girlfriend wants to treat me, I'll eat it up. It's fun for me too, ya know, so I'm not bitter. It's just... some leave as soon as we've done it for a while.... Makes me angry. Like I want to burn something.... >.>;[/ul]
5) Whose your mate/spouse?
Spazz: I'm clean, thank Arceus. I don't think I could deal with the constant whining of some bitch or the abuse of some 'tough guy' that thinks he can overpower me. All people are the same - only good for one night stands. I have enough voices in my head, nagging me.
Lyra: I try, I mean, I really, really, really do. But no one sticks for me very long, like I said before. I only cheat because I'm neglected! These people just... don't... love me enough! I wish everyone was like my parents - then I'd be set for life. [/ul]
6) Have any kids?
Spazz: Fuck no! And if I did, I'd probably dump the kids with the mother. Or... you know, if we really did dig each other, raise 'em to be just like their pop. We'd have awesome electric adventures together.
Lyra: Maybe adopted ones... some day. You know, if my life partner wants some. [/ul]
7) Favorite food?
Spazz: Fried okra. I don't care how improper it is - it is delicious and belongs in my stomach.
Lyra: Tootsie pops. Soooo good. <3 [/ul]
8) Favorite ice cream flavour?
Spazz: Ehh, anything that tastes kinda sparky, gives me a perk. Like... with a fucking ton of sugar. Yeah. There you go. Might want ecatasy sprinkles as well.
Lyra: Grape sherbet. <3 [/ul]
9) Killed anyone?
Spazz: Woah! That's a fucking big jump... ice-cream to god damn murder. *laughs* And that'd be a no. If you hate someone enough to wanna kill 'em.... and actually do it... you're a sick little motherfucker.
Lyra: Umm, no? That's pretty dark. [/ul]
10) Hate anyone?
Spazz: Well, I thought I hated my brother, because he's some kind of fucking prude prick, right? But he's actually a pretty cool guy - I mean, we could use each other and shit. So I guess even the people you thought you hated are cool in the end. Even stuck-ups like my bro ... and sluts.
Lyra: Every. Single. One. Of. My. Exes. They hated me first. [/ul]
11) Any secrets?
Spazz: And you think, that with all my guarding of these secrets of mine, that I might even be tempted to tell you? Are you fucking high? If so, what's the shit you're on, 'cos I want a slice.
Lyra: Of course not! Why would I keep anything from anyone? *pure innocent face that is so tempting to trust but you know is totally faux* [/ul]
12) Love anyone?
Spazz: Umm, no? Is that blunt enough for you?
Lyra: I looove my parents, because they're so rad to me. And whoever my current girlfriend is... I adore her to bits too. As long as she loves me back, that is. :3 [/ul]
13) TACOS?
Spazz: Uuhm, no thanks. Those are all greasy and gross and I wouldn't go near the slimeballs with a ten foot pole.
Lyra: Sure, baby, as long as we can share. :3 [/ul]
14) Ever slept in all day?
Spazz: I was never given the chance, what with all those parties and shit. I'd like to one of these days, though. Might cause me to hallucinate... or something.
Lyra: Why the hell would I want to waste a perfectly good day like that? I live off the sun - it's my passion, my true love. I don't want to miss a second of its glory~ [/ul]
15) Favorite show?
Spazz: Cops. What, are you calling that stupid? God you're slow - how else am I supposed to learn all the tricks of running?
Lyra: I really dig that 70's Show. God, Donna's a fox and Jackie's too cute~[/ul]
16) Favorite movie?
Spazz: Sixteen Candles. In fact, anything by that director is my love... I also dig the Breakfast Club and Silence of the Lambs. (x
Lyra: I loooove Top Gun. All that action.. diving around the screen! And buzzing the tower! That's got to be like... my most favorite movie line... ever. Poor Goose. D:[/ul]
17) Favorite band?
Spazz: Don't have one. But I love that song called, "Goodbye Horses," Good-bye horses I'm flying over you~~ I even know the goddamn dance. You know, the one with the penis tuck? I fucking rule at that. I also dig anything loud, metally, and screamo. Don't tell anyone, but I kinda like to dance to it. (x
Lyra: The Beatles~ All you need is love~[/ul]
18) Eye colours?
Spazz: Uuh, well... actually... a very nice hue of green. Which is pretty awkward, considering that I'm a Chinchou 'morph. People used to bitch about it, so now I wear goggles that fuck with my eyesight. You see what I do for you ungrateful bastards?
Lyra: A rather pretty shade of blue. Flareons actually have very nice hints of blue in their eyes~ So pretty...[/ul]
19) Skin?
Spazz: Unpleasant, fried, and patchy... to say the least. o.O;;;
Lyra: Furry and lovely to the touch~ *huggles tail* You know you want to touch it, it's wonderfully warm, too.... Oh? No, you can't. Not allowed to touch me. Get away, you perverted stalker. God I love doing that~[/ul]
20) Fat/Average/Slim?
Spazz: Ehh... average. Everything about me is painfully average... God... life is so fucking boring. And boredom's the first step to recourse...
Lyra: I'm average, but I only look all fat because of all this fur. Seriously, if you were to douse water on me (and don't you fucking dare), you'd find something much... slimmer. o.o;[/ul]
21) Rain, sunshine?
Spazz: Rain. I looove all the electrical sparks given off by the lightning and such. It's a load of fun just to stand in the middle of a field, stick up a golf club, and see what happens.
Lyra: Sunshine, hands down. I can't stand the water, and I just feel best at home when it's sunny and bright outside. It just gives me energy to look at it.[/ul]
22) Pool, beach?
Spazz: The beach, duuurrr. I'm a surprisingly good swimmer, and I just find it way too much fun to see what I can. These generally useless goggles are great underwater, by the way.
Lyra: Uumm... that's a hard one. I don't really like any place where I could possibly get wet. But if I have to choose, I say beach... because at least I could get some sunbathing done.[/ul]
23) Camping, staying home?
Spazz: Ehh... I'm impartial. I mean, camping could be exciting... but it's all weird. So I think I'll go with it anyway.
Lyra: Staying home - when I camp I get all gross and it takes a while to groom myself and uuugh. >.>; [/ul]
24) Dog, cat?
Spazz: Errmm... cat. Their much more interesting. I mean all a dog will do is follow you like an idiot and heed to your every whim. At least a cat might act up every once in a while. But I do dig an Arcanine... huh. You know, I really have no fucking clue.
Lyra: Uuumm... cat. I feel that we have much more in common, you know? Like I can understand 'em. Also, lots of dogs are fugly and cats always look elegant, no matter what... 'cept for those freaky hairless ones. [/ul]
25) Believe in aliens?
Spazz: Heh, if people can transform me into some fucking weird Chinchou 'morph, then there could be aliens. I have no fucking clue though. Though, oftentimes I wonder how it'd be to be an astronout.... I'd be the first motherfucker to meet an alien life form... and fuck it. That'd be trippy.
Lyra: Umm, sure? I mean, we can't be the only ones... can we? I hope not.. just thinking about that makes me feel all lonesome inside.[/ul]
26) Natural born, or clone?
Spazz: What... the ... hell.. kind of question... is that. Seriously, admist all these fucking stupid grammar errors, and stupid fucking pointless questions, I'd have to say that the person that wrote this quiz was tripping on some serious acid. In any case... natural... if that counts for anything.
Lyra: Awkward question is awkward. Anyway, you mean natural as in biological parents, and yes. Yes I am. But I'm also natural when it comes to being in tune with nature and all that hippy jazz. :3[/ul]
27) Car or ship?
Spazz: I hate cars - they were all my dad could ever focus on... besides rare Pok?mon. Fucking stupid. So I guess ship, even though I hate those too because my dad never shut the fuck up about his yachts and shit.
Lyra: I'd like to go Ponyta riding, but if I have to choose I'll go by car. Just because water scares the sanity out of me... Especially on all sides... surrounding me... oh god. DDD:[/ul]
28) Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
Spazz: Yah. Feth is an annoying little motherfucker and it's all I can do just to bash something or someone up. Once I broke one of my dad's cars by driving it into a tree... just to see how mashed up I could get it. Good times.
Lyra: Nuuu. Only because I'm not that easily tempted... besides, I'm much more classy when it comes to dealing with people or situations I hate.[/ul]
29)Any unusual things about you?
Spazz: I'm filthy fucking rich, I'm part Chinchou, I'm a master electrician, I'm a fucking schizo who forgets to take his meds, and I'm ridiculously bored of life and this stupid fucking quiz. Get the hell out of my face.
Lyra: Well, I'm a Flareon 'morph, which I don't see as something odd on itself. But I'm really lovely and furry and am totally hot... you know, body temps. Idiot. x3[/ul]
30) How much food/drink do you need a day?
Spazz: Ehh.. depends, really. I mean, if I've been smoking a lot, then very little. But if it's one of my off/active days, I need at least two meals... and always lots to drink. Oh, and Reese's, I have to have about three packs a day.
Lyra: I drink... a lot. But really to keep myself cooled down, ya know? And I looove to eat. But I don't do it often... since my parents kept me on a strict diet. I do eat tons of candy, though, and it's doubtful that you'll ever see me without a a Tootise Pop somewhere on my person.[/ul]
31) Favorite place?
Spazz: Somewhere exciting. Or in front of my favorite gas station... loitering my days away with a friend and pissing off any customers. "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK BESERKER." Singing that always gets 'em off. (x
Lyra: Home, because that's really where the heart is. <3[/ul]
OMG YOU FINISHED HOW DO YOU FEEL?! =D
Spazz: Don't you ever fucking ask me to do that again. God that was awful...
Lyra: OMG THAT WAS FUN CAN WE DO IT AGAIN PLZ PLZ PLZ?! =D[/ul]
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