Post by Aroz on Aug 15, 2008 13:05:00 GMT -5
"What is that girl doing?"
"Just lying there, apparently."
"How very strange; she just dropped her towel out right on the deck?"
"And look at what she's wearing! Kids these days! Back in my day..."
"Ugh. Viszony; why, oh why, did we have to choose this ferry. It's full of fuckin' ancients." What had once been a peaceful, relaxing afternoon for the has been, er, former world famous pop star had, in a matter of seconds, become a complete and total bummer. Geezers sure knew how to bring down the mood, didn't they? What uses did they even have? Gemstone couldn't think of a one; well, maybe to put her to sleep with their 'stories', as a certain prune was doing at the moment. Though, it was difficult to tell whether she'd rather fall asleep or take a gun to her head; she'd sure this same yarn would still be spinning long after she woke up. "Next time we'll, like, check this kind of thing out before getting our tickets, you know? God, I feel like I'm getting older just being near them. It's so totally disgus'."
If it wasn't for the fact that they were on the open sea, a place she loved, the brunette didn't think she'd be able to bite her tongue as well as she was. Anywhere else and these walking corpses would've gotten a hearing aid full; luckily for them, the scent of the salty ocean air was a sort of stress reliever for her. Sailing had always been a passion of her. Well, to be more specific, partying on yachts had always been a passion of her. But what was the difference, really? Anything was better than that stuffy old rehab clinic anyways; that place was such a waste of space. Sure, sure, she was clean now: whoop-dee-frickin'-doo- at what costs did her sobriety come with? Her social life totally died the moment she stepped in there. All of her fans, gone. Hell, she hadn't even gotten to practice with her Pokémon while she was there- they weren't allowed to go with her! Weren't the creatures supposed to, like, help people and stuff? By far, it was the worst experience of her life. For sure.
"I understand, Miss. Gemstone; I will do a better job scanning next time. Would you like more tanning lotion on your back?" Hovering a few feet over the tanning triple threat was an Illumise, a bottle of sun tan lotion in one hand and a glass of ice water in the other. A nod from her trainers head was the signal for her to place down the beverage and begin the lubing process. The clear, oily liquid was swiftly and properly applied to the back of the teen sensation; though a sudden thought stopped the lightning bug dead in her duties. "Miss. Gemstone- did you understand what I just said to you?"
"Mommy, I'm bored of this trip. It's taking too long. Where are we going again?" Ah, another of the aspiring coordinators Pokémon making her debut. A small, Sentret, whose coat was far too lustrous to belong to any normal member of the large tailed creatures, slowly made her way so that she was face to face with her trainer. Using her own tiny hand to raise her trainer's head and lower the pair of darkened sunglasses she had been using to cover her colorful eyes, the creature's soft, innocent voice spoke again; her tone a bit more demanding, but somehow still pure. "Hanta wants to arrive there now."
A small smile spread across the flawless face of the teenager, as she brought her hand to her face, completely removing the shades and folding them with one effortless click. Then, she slowly raised herself up from her lying position, though this seemed to take a great deal more effort than the equally simple task of removing her sunglasses; maybe she had been relaxing for too long. Regardless, her body moved with ease yet again, the young woman now in a sitting position, arms outstretched towards the shiny Sentret. "I know, baby, I know. I'd make the boat go faster if I could, but I can't this time. I'm sorry." The creature had accepted the invitation to come and snuggle between the singer's breasts, soft coos escaping her as Gemstone began to scratch her behind the ear. "Did you not even notice, silly? I understood you. It's because we're almost there; almost to the Kairuu Region. Apparently there's some like, magnetic field or some crap like that beneath the entire place. It let's humans understand Pokémon speech. Cool, right?"
"Oh? Yeah, cool!"[/b]
"Indeed."
Nodding, Gem's smile widened as a wonderful idea skipped its way into her thoughts. "Why don't you go explore the ship once more, Hanta, and see if you like, missed anything from last time. It'll be fun, I bet."[/b] The normal type Pokémon nodded back, seemingly in love with the very idea. Sure, she had already been around the entire ferry at least seven times now, but once more couldn't hurt- especially it meant that they'd finally be in this Kairuu Region. Without a second thought, the scout left the comfort of her trainer's arms and disappeared into the crowd. "Follow her again, 'kay? We don't need her falling off, you know?"[/b]
"Of course, Miss. Gemstone." She handed the near-empty bottle of lotion to her human and then, as per orders, silently followed the Sentret, not wanting to ruin the fun by alerting her with her presence. And now, since she didn't have to worry, thanks to the wonderful temporary nanny Viszony, maybe Miss. Mehade could get one more nap in before they actually arrived. Sweet.
Meanwhile...
"Young man...a-are you alright?"
"Yeah, of course I am. I've only spent the past five minutes doing nothing but sneezing. I'm sure that's a sign of a perfectly healthy teenager; what the fuck do you think you sack of skin?" If you were to ever meet Anderson Portousen, you should consider yourself unlucky. If you ever met him while he was rubbing his nose, consider yourself cursed. Having been born in Snowpoint City, the man had never suffered a cold in his life. He had sneezed very few times, as he had grown accustomed to the cold. Sure, he hated it with a passion; but the one thing he couldn't lie about was it was far better for him than the insufferable heat he was being put through right now. Not only did he feel as if his blood was burning, but the fact that he couldn't take off his coat was just icing on the cake. If he did, this ocean air would freeze him to death. And his natural cold against the heat of this region just was not doing his health any wonders: he'd been sneezing since getting to Canalave City.
"Eh-excuse me?"
"You want me to? You're excused: now get the fuck outta here you old fucktard."
"Y-y-you brat!"
The 'brat' in question simply shrugged, shooing the elderly woman and her grandchildren away. A look of utter bewilderment took hold of her features, though there wasn't much she could do but whisk the young ones away and attempt to stamp the word 'fucktard' out of their minds. People were such nuisances. Couldn't they just leave him alone? Did he ask the woman for a tissue? No. It was simply selfishness: she could sleep better at night knowing that she attempted to help a sick teenager, but Anderson was sure she wasn't expecting that. Good riddance.
The coast was clear now, though. It appeared that he had managed to scare off the rest of the passengers in his area away with his little display. The stench of human filth was moving away from him, so at least his nostrils would be getting a break, right? A self-satisfied smile parted his lips as his hands moved behind his head, his body resting against the railing of the ship. This voyage was taking a while; the Captain must have been taking his sweet ol' time getting to this 'Kairuu Region.' Useless. Annoying. A waste of Portousen's time. "Hurry up," he muttered, sneezing once more before his eyes finally closed. A few seconds later, his rest was, again, interrupted.
"You're mean." Being a Pok?mon with excellent hearing, Hanta couldn't help but listen in to the man's 'conversation' with that elderly woman. His words were so harsh; Gemstone said that you weren't supposed to say those kinds of things to old people if they could hear you. According to her, as long as you said it behind their back it was fine, but if it was to their face, it was disrespect. So, Hanta being who she was, couldn't just let this guy go without telling him how she felt. So, she had scurried over to his side, pushing herself up onto her tail so that she would seem bigger; it was more intimidating, right? "Hanta doesn't like you at all."[/b]
What was that noise? A child? Troublesome. But regardless, they wouldn't escape his icy tone. His left eye flickered open for just a moment, the image of some Pok?mon forming into his brain. "The fuck do you want?"[/b] Wait- a Pok?mon? That couldn't be right. Those things couldn't talk. No, he knew that. All they could do was repeat their name and grunt, as if any human could understand what they said. This time, both of his eyes flickered open, their color alone was almost enough to make the Sentret shiver. "Did you just talk? What the hell?!"
Standing firm, unfaltering even with the harshness of his words, the shiny creature nodded. She didn't remember exactly what Gemstone had said about this place, only that humans could understand them. Apparently this one wasn't as knowledgeable as the model; though this was to be expected. No one could compare to Gemstone- this man especially. "Go apologize to that lady now." Wow, such a brave little creature. Talking as if she was so tough to a complete stranger. Too bad this particular stranger wasn't impressed with her talk. A devilish smile crept onto his face as he slowly began to stand up; and then he kicked at Hanta! Luckily, she managed to dodge, though just barely.
"Pok?mon shouldn't be out of their Pokeballs; I'll teach this to whoever you belong to by kicking you into the sea."
"You bastard!"[/color]
Ah! Up in the sky! Was it a Pidgey? A Swellow? No, of course not! "Viszony, help me!" It was an Illumise; one who did not like to see Gemstone's baby attacked, especially by a complete stranger. She flew towards the lavender haired man as fast as she could, slamming hard into his chest so that he was shot back even harder against the rail. "I'm going to go tell Mommy!"[/b] Without another thought, the Sentret lowered herself onto all fours, sprinting back to the other side of the ship where Gemstone would hopefully be. The insect Pok?mon soon followed suit, flying after the frightened Hanta; though not before giving the man another swift blow to the stomach.
"I'll kill you both!"[/b] Holding his stomach, Anderson began to give chase. Damn, his whole body hurt now. No way would he let a fucking Pok?mon embarrass him like that; he'd rip the bitch's wings off and beat her bleeding body with that Sentret's tail. Yeah, that sounded good. Now, which way? Ah, there was the Illumise! "Get the fuck back here!"
"That's him, Mommy!"[/b]
Having broken into a full sprint, Anderson couldn't stop; especially on the slightly wet deck of the ship. So, imagine his surprise when a large breasted woman stepped around the corner; holding a Sentret. That was the same one, too! The fur was the same color. This was the trainer? She looked like a whore; that very fact made him want to throw the creature overboard. But, what he might not have been expecting was the woman's willingness to protect her Pok?mon. "Hey, fucker; don't ever try to hurt my babies, got it?" And then, everything became a blur. The fist had come out so suddenly, slamming right into his cheek with such force that he was knocked back onto the deck, crashing down hard onto the wooden floor.
"Nice hit, Miss. Gemstone."
"Thanks, Vizsony. It could've been stronger, but I haven't been working out as much without Pierre waking me up every morning."
"Is he dead?"
"Hope not. Lawsuits are like, totally cuckoo-bananas."
"Ladies and gentleman, we'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for traveling with us today. We have now arrived at Angler's Warf, in the lovely Kairuu Region! Please make sure to collect all of your personal belongings, and do make sure to watch your step as you exit the ship. On behalf of all the crew, thank you and good luck on your journey!"
"Yay! We're here!"
"What should we do with him, Miss. Gemstone?"
"I guess we'll have to take him to the laboratory with us. Maybe the Professor can fix him up or something, you know?"
"Boo! He's mean!"
"I know, baby. It'll be okay though. I promise."[/color]
Later...
"He's coming to, Miss. Gemstone." Hovering above the becoming conscious man, the Illumise had been on constant watch, as the pop star herself was made to drag the man's unconscious body through the Angler's Warf. "I hope you learned to not mess with Miss. Gemstone."[/b]
"Yeah! Mommy will mess you up!"[/b]
"The fuck?"[/b]
"I brought you to the laboratory; is that what you wanted? You're welcome, then; we're just waiting for someone to answer the door."[/b]
"You..."[/b]
"Do I need to like, knock you out again, loser?"[/b]
"..."[/b]
"Just lying there, apparently."
"How very strange; she just dropped her towel out right on the deck?"
"And look at what she's wearing! Kids these days! Back in my day..."
"Ugh. Viszony; why, oh why, did we have to choose this ferry. It's full of fuckin' ancients." What had once been a peaceful, relaxing afternoon for the has been, er, former world famous pop star had, in a matter of seconds, become a complete and total bummer. Geezers sure knew how to bring down the mood, didn't they? What uses did they even have? Gemstone couldn't think of a one; well, maybe to put her to sleep with their 'stories', as a certain prune was doing at the moment. Though, it was difficult to tell whether she'd rather fall asleep or take a gun to her head; she'd sure this same yarn would still be spinning long after she woke up. "Next time we'll, like, check this kind of thing out before getting our tickets, you know? God, I feel like I'm getting older just being near them. It's so totally disgus'."
If it wasn't for the fact that they were on the open sea, a place she loved, the brunette didn't think she'd be able to bite her tongue as well as she was. Anywhere else and these walking corpses would've gotten a hearing aid full; luckily for them, the scent of the salty ocean air was a sort of stress reliever for her. Sailing had always been a passion of her. Well, to be more specific, partying on yachts had always been a passion of her. But what was the difference, really? Anything was better than that stuffy old rehab clinic anyways; that place was such a waste of space. Sure, sure, she was clean now: whoop-dee-frickin'-doo- at what costs did her sobriety come with? Her social life totally died the moment she stepped in there. All of her fans, gone. Hell, she hadn't even gotten to practice with her Pokémon while she was there- they weren't allowed to go with her! Weren't the creatures supposed to, like, help people and stuff? By far, it was the worst experience of her life. For sure.
"I understand, Miss. Gemstone; I will do a better job scanning next time. Would you like more tanning lotion on your back?" Hovering a few feet over the tanning triple threat was an Illumise, a bottle of sun tan lotion in one hand and a glass of ice water in the other. A nod from her trainers head was the signal for her to place down the beverage and begin the lubing process. The clear, oily liquid was swiftly and properly applied to the back of the teen sensation; though a sudden thought stopped the lightning bug dead in her duties. "Miss. Gemstone- did you understand what I just said to you?"
"Mommy, I'm bored of this trip. It's taking too long. Where are we going again?" Ah, another of the aspiring coordinators Pokémon making her debut. A small, Sentret, whose coat was far too lustrous to belong to any normal member of the large tailed creatures, slowly made her way so that she was face to face with her trainer. Using her own tiny hand to raise her trainer's head and lower the pair of darkened sunglasses she had been using to cover her colorful eyes, the creature's soft, innocent voice spoke again; her tone a bit more demanding, but somehow still pure. "Hanta wants to arrive there now."
A small smile spread across the flawless face of the teenager, as she brought her hand to her face, completely removing the shades and folding them with one effortless click. Then, she slowly raised herself up from her lying position, though this seemed to take a great deal more effort than the equally simple task of removing her sunglasses; maybe she had been relaxing for too long. Regardless, her body moved with ease yet again, the young woman now in a sitting position, arms outstretched towards the shiny Sentret. "I know, baby, I know. I'd make the boat go faster if I could, but I can't this time. I'm sorry." The creature had accepted the invitation to come and snuggle between the singer's breasts, soft coos escaping her as Gemstone began to scratch her behind the ear. "Did you not even notice, silly? I understood you. It's because we're almost there; almost to the Kairuu Region. Apparently there's some like, magnetic field or some crap like that beneath the entire place. It let's humans understand Pokémon speech. Cool, right?"
"Oh? Yeah, cool!"[/b]
"Indeed."
Nodding, Gem's smile widened as a wonderful idea skipped its way into her thoughts. "Why don't you go explore the ship once more, Hanta, and see if you like, missed anything from last time. It'll be fun, I bet."[/b] The normal type Pokémon nodded back, seemingly in love with the very idea. Sure, she had already been around the entire ferry at least seven times now, but once more couldn't hurt- especially it meant that they'd finally be in this Kairuu Region. Without a second thought, the scout left the comfort of her trainer's arms and disappeared into the crowd. "Follow her again, 'kay? We don't need her falling off, you know?"[/b]
"Of course, Miss. Gemstone." She handed the near-empty bottle of lotion to her human and then, as per orders, silently followed the Sentret, not wanting to ruin the fun by alerting her with her presence. And now, since she didn't have to worry, thanks to the wonderful temporary nanny Viszony, maybe Miss. Mehade could get one more nap in before they actually arrived. Sweet.
Meanwhile...
"Young man...a-are you alright?"
"Yeah, of course I am. I've only spent the past five minutes doing nothing but sneezing. I'm sure that's a sign of a perfectly healthy teenager; what the fuck do you think you sack of skin?" If you were to ever meet Anderson Portousen, you should consider yourself unlucky. If you ever met him while he was rubbing his nose, consider yourself cursed. Having been born in Snowpoint City, the man had never suffered a cold in his life. He had sneezed very few times, as he had grown accustomed to the cold. Sure, he hated it with a passion; but the one thing he couldn't lie about was it was far better for him than the insufferable heat he was being put through right now. Not only did he feel as if his blood was burning, but the fact that he couldn't take off his coat was just icing on the cake. If he did, this ocean air would freeze him to death. And his natural cold against the heat of this region just was not doing his health any wonders: he'd been sneezing since getting to Canalave City.
"Eh-excuse me?"
"You want me to? You're excused: now get the fuck outta here you old fucktard."
"Y-y-you brat!"
The 'brat' in question simply shrugged, shooing the elderly woman and her grandchildren away. A look of utter bewilderment took hold of her features, though there wasn't much she could do but whisk the young ones away and attempt to stamp the word 'fucktard' out of their minds. People were such nuisances. Couldn't they just leave him alone? Did he ask the woman for a tissue? No. It was simply selfishness: she could sleep better at night knowing that she attempted to help a sick teenager, but Anderson was sure she wasn't expecting that. Good riddance.
The coast was clear now, though. It appeared that he had managed to scare off the rest of the passengers in his area away with his little display. The stench of human filth was moving away from him, so at least his nostrils would be getting a break, right? A self-satisfied smile parted his lips as his hands moved behind his head, his body resting against the railing of the ship. This voyage was taking a while; the Captain must have been taking his sweet ol' time getting to this 'Kairuu Region.' Useless. Annoying. A waste of Portousen's time. "Hurry up," he muttered, sneezing once more before his eyes finally closed. A few seconds later, his rest was, again, interrupted.
"You're mean." Being a Pok?mon with excellent hearing, Hanta couldn't help but listen in to the man's 'conversation' with that elderly woman. His words were so harsh; Gemstone said that you weren't supposed to say those kinds of things to old people if they could hear you. According to her, as long as you said it behind their back it was fine, but if it was to their face, it was disrespect. So, Hanta being who she was, couldn't just let this guy go without telling him how she felt. So, she had scurried over to his side, pushing herself up onto her tail so that she would seem bigger; it was more intimidating, right? "Hanta doesn't like you at all."[/b]
What was that noise? A child? Troublesome. But regardless, they wouldn't escape his icy tone. His left eye flickered open for just a moment, the image of some Pok?mon forming into his brain. "The fuck do you want?"[/b] Wait- a Pok?mon? That couldn't be right. Those things couldn't talk. No, he knew that. All they could do was repeat their name and grunt, as if any human could understand what they said. This time, both of his eyes flickered open, their color alone was almost enough to make the Sentret shiver. "Did you just talk? What the hell?!"
Standing firm, unfaltering even with the harshness of his words, the shiny creature nodded. She didn't remember exactly what Gemstone had said about this place, only that humans could understand them. Apparently this one wasn't as knowledgeable as the model; though this was to be expected. No one could compare to Gemstone- this man especially. "Go apologize to that lady now." Wow, such a brave little creature. Talking as if she was so tough to a complete stranger. Too bad this particular stranger wasn't impressed with her talk. A devilish smile crept onto his face as he slowly began to stand up; and then he kicked at Hanta! Luckily, she managed to dodge, though just barely.
"Pok?mon shouldn't be out of their Pokeballs; I'll teach this to whoever you belong to by kicking you into the sea."
"You bastard!"[/color]
Ah! Up in the sky! Was it a Pidgey? A Swellow? No, of course not! "Viszony, help me!" It was an Illumise; one who did not like to see Gemstone's baby attacked, especially by a complete stranger. She flew towards the lavender haired man as fast as she could, slamming hard into his chest so that he was shot back even harder against the rail. "I'm going to go tell Mommy!"[/b] Without another thought, the Sentret lowered herself onto all fours, sprinting back to the other side of the ship where Gemstone would hopefully be. The insect Pok?mon soon followed suit, flying after the frightened Hanta; though not before giving the man another swift blow to the stomach.
"I'll kill you both!"[/b] Holding his stomach, Anderson began to give chase. Damn, his whole body hurt now. No way would he let a fucking Pok?mon embarrass him like that; he'd rip the bitch's wings off and beat her bleeding body with that Sentret's tail. Yeah, that sounded good. Now, which way? Ah, there was the Illumise! "Get the fuck back here!"
"That's him, Mommy!"[/b]
Having broken into a full sprint, Anderson couldn't stop; especially on the slightly wet deck of the ship. So, imagine his surprise when a large breasted woman stepped around the corner; holding a Sentret. That was the same one, too! The fur was the same color. This was the trainer? She looked like a whore; that very fact made him want to throw the creature overboard. But, what he might not have been expecting was the woman's willingness to protect her Pok?mon. "Hey, fucker; don't ever try to hurt my babies, got it?" And then, everything became a blur. The fist had come out so suddenly, slamming right into his cheek with such force that he was knocked back onto the deck, crashing down hard onto the wooden floor.
"Nice hit, Miss. Gemstone."
"Thanks, Vizsony. It could've been stronger, but I haven't been working out as much without Pierre waking me up every morning."
"Is he dead?"
"Hope not. Lawsuits are like, totally cuckoo-bananas."
"Ladies and gentleman, we'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for traveling with us today. We have now arrived at Angler's Warf, in the lovely Kairuu Region! Please make sure to collect all of your personal belongings, and do make sure to watch your step as you exit the ship. On behalf of all the crew, thank you and good luck on your journey!"
"Yay! We're here!"
"What should we do with him, Miss. Gemstone?"
"I guess we'll have to take him to the laboratory with us. Maybe the Professor can fix him up or something, you know?"
"Boo! He's mean!"
"I know, baby. It'll be okay though. I promise."[/color]
Later...
"He's coming to, Miss. Gemstone." Hovering above the becoming conscious man, the Illumise had been on constant watch, as the pop star herself was made to drag the man's unconscious body through the Angler's Warf. "I hope you learned to not mess with Miss. Gemstone."[/b]
"Yeah! Mommy will mess you up!"[/b]
"The fuck?"[/b]
"I brought you to the laboratory; is that what you wanted? You're welcome, then; we're just waiting for someone to answer the door."[/b]
"You..."[/b]
"Do I need to like, knock you out again, loser?"[/b]
"..."[/b]