[☣] -Elias {the trial}

[[Shoe ♥]!]

Good morning, the worm, your honour,
The crown will plainly show,
The prisoner who now stands before you,
Was caught red-handed showing feelings

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Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do...[/color]

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[hello~ nice to meet you; i'm..]:

Oh, hiya~ How're you? Fine, I trust. Oh? You want to know my name...? Simple, then~ I'm Elias Louis Francis, nothing too hard to remember, I hope.

[but everyone just calls me]:

Well, I'm commonly called Elias, but Fezzy used to call me Eli, and sometimes Li-Li. Oh, and some people like to take the intials of all my names, mash them together, and call me Elf. Doesn't really matter to me much, though... as long as you don't call me something offensive or mean or anything.

[sweeter with age]:

Hm, well, I'm twenty-three, last time I checked, but do be aware... my ... vareity of pokemorph ages slowly.... I mean, we mature fast enough, but once we hit adulthood.. everything slows down. Meaning that most of us can live in our two hundreds. Now, we Nidorans aren't exactly the longest living species, and that takes into account as well. I should only really expect to live in my hundreds, probably to one hundred and fifty - that would be my estimate. Unless I evolve or something, my life span seems frighteningly short compared to my siblings' and parents'. Perhaps not to other people... but....

[oh arceus, i hope you noticed this before..]:

Now, I'm told I look a little girly, which is okay with me, I guess - but I refuse to be mistaken for one. As if my entire species of pokemorph didn't give me away! See this pink skin? The extra spikes? The big horn? The deformed cheekbones? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm a male, thanks.

[part man, part]:

I'm insanely proud of this, chum, so don't you dare forget it. I'm part Nidoran, and before you get all "which kind?!" like a retard on the run, I must remind you that I'm a male. My skin is pleasantly pink - not that shade of light blue that all the girlies of my type seem to have. Hmm, you know, don't you think it's quite ironic that the girls of my kind are blue, and the boys are pink...? I never noticed that before, hmm~

[sometimes i wish i was there]:

I was born in Fuchsia City - Kanto. We lived close to the Safari Zone, which housed a lot of Nidorans and such~ Needless to say, I adored it there. More on it later though, okay?

[give me some love, i was born on this day]:

April 18, born right in the spring~ It's such a pretty season, I must say.

[i'm quite the chick magnet]:

Well, of course, if they're Nidoran females, I always seem to be quite the guy to be around~ I'm a fine member of my species, don't you know? So, isn't it rather funny that I happen to be completly, totally, and unconditionaly homosexual? I'm not bi with a preference; I won't ... ahem, 'fuck' just anything, and I can only really... bond... with men. I just love them, you know? Girls are okay and everything, but I can't say I fancy them too much (hell, I can hardly talk to them, honestly), so that's that. I hope my parents aren't still... too ashamed of me.

[because you love me]:

[/i] - Alison Maples
Father - Tyrone Francis
Sister - Eileen Francis
Brother - Caleb Francis [/ul][/blockquote]
[takin' my time and movin' along...]:

Well, what I really want to do is be a breeder of small Pok?mon... care for them with my soulmate... in a ranch somewhere with little adopted children.... Helping new trainers by supplying them with a Pok?mon if they want one... nice, simple things, you know? But I gotta catch some nice Pok?mon first, or else I won't have any to give away. So I'm a trainer, with a very specific purpose~

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||Feral Gaze___

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||Stiffening Locks of Poison___[/s]||

Morestuffhurrhurr

||Strength Compacted___[/s]||

Stuffaboutbeingshortandstrong blaaaah

||Hardy and Capable___[/s]||

Weightscoolblahblah

||The Beast___[/s]||

I'llprobablyjustcopypastestufffromhisoldprofilehur

||Efforts to be Human___[/s]||

He'ssuchadamnposerlulzblahblahmoarcopypasteandpictures

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;;Beautiful Inside-;;

I'LL MAKE SECTIONS WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, GOSH! D:<

{|what i live for|}

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☑ Small Pokémon
☑ Hard rock music
☑ Gentle days
☑ Contradicting himself
☑ Mocking others behind their back
☑ The band Poison {talk dirty to him, yeah~}
☑ Alcohol
☑ Mutual love
☑ Sex with someone he devotes himself to
☑ Irony
☑ Battling using Pokémon he trained and cares deeply about
☑ Ground and Poison type Pok?mon
☑ The outdoors
☑ Writing letters to Fezzy - his pen pal
☑ Talking
☑ His dreams
☑ The game "Apples to Apples"
☑ His piercings
☑ Cigarettes
☑ Traveling
☑ Taking care of Pok?mon
☑ Researching things he's interested in {poisons, toxins, biohazards.... we get the point, right?}
☑ Dancing by himself
☑ Being generous[/ul]

{|what can go die|}

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☒ Big Pokémon
☒ Staying inside all day
☒ Having to choose a side
☒ Pretending he's something that he's not
☒ Racism
☒ The fact that it's extremely difficult to write with claws instead of fingers
☒ Rap music
☒ Cigars
☒ Free form jazz
☒ Flight {he's afraid of heights}
☒ Being provoked to violence
☒ Losing fights
☒ People that find the need to shout every damn word they're trying to say
☒ When Eileen bugs him into staying a night in a hotel, only for the fare the next morning completely esculate to the point that he can barely pay for it
☒ One night stands
☒ His back... it's so... bumpy.
☒ Aging too fast
☒ Liars[/ul][/blockquote][/blockquote]

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Overture~♫

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PSST! THIS PART WILL BE A TON OF COPY PASTE, 'COS THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU GUYS LEARN ABOUT THE ISLAND OF WHATEVER THAT ELIAS' PARENTS CAME FROM. I'LL PROBABLY JUST CHANGE THE WORDING A LITTLE. BUT, SERIOUSLY, NOTHING NEW TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG IF YOU'VE ALREADY READ HIM.
...god I'm so lazy. Dx

Can you see the real me...?

This is Elias' first person part that actually matters. Yay for poking into his private life!
...oh, and if this goes as long as Oliver's, I give everyone on this site permission to beat me with whatever they can think of. >.>;

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[[up to standards

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okai, su, leik, elias yelled and screemed arounf the houses all neight loneg and then he founded teh TEAM ROCKET OMFG. he beats them with his MEWTWO and everyones was teh happy again. TEH END.
-/prods ic posts around the site-

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Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy

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Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away..!
(crazy. toys in the attic, he is crazy....)[/color][/center]