The Amazing, Spectacular, Magical Vending Machine!

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THE AMAZING, SPECTACULAR, MAGICAL VENDING MACHINEOFDOOM!

Deep, deep in the otherworldly dimension that holds many a building--such as the Daycare and Breeding centers, the adoption centers, and so on--there lies a mysterious, odd vending machine; you put in something, and get out something completely different!

To play, you simply post what the previous person gets out of the vending machine for what they put in; and then you put in something.

So, I'll star this game off.

I put in a pair of sunglasses.

[bijuu.]

You get out a decapitated head that's wearing the sunglasses you put in. o:

I put in... a plastic flower.

[`jαzz]

You get a Chia Pet.
[ i really don't know how that has anything to do with flowers.. ]
c:

I put in a pad of Post-It notes.

[bijuu.]

You get a paper shredder. cx

I put in my guava-flavored stick of lip balm.

[Mabi]

You get a cappuccino. Because you know, Guava and Coffee so alike.

I put in a knife.

[susumu!]

Lolol~
You get a fork~
Now, if you had a spoon. . .
x]


I put in my little sister's Guinea Pig, Jayden.
I hate that little--

[meno]

You get...
Guinea Pig food.
Eat up!
Nomom.

I put in...
A bat.
Not the animal, a baseball bat, durrr.

[.nevermore__.]

You get a plastic kitten!
-shrugs-

I put in an envelope.

[susumu!]

You get back a stamp.
...Enjoy?
=3


I put in a Gameboy Advanced~
'Fo sho~

[[Shoe ♥]!]

You get back a foldable chair.
If only you had kept that gameboy, you would've had somewhere to sit with it. x3

I put in a copy of "Green Eggs and Ham."

[`jαzz]

You get a copy of "The Cat and The Hat".
Dr. Seuss is popular with this vending machine, obviously.

I put in a bottle of Gatorade.

[susumu!]

You get back a red pen.
Pretty sweet, eh?
c:

I put in a bouncy-ball.

[[Shoe ♥]!]

You get back sparkly fishing tackle.
Oooh! And it sparkles~ Those fish are sure to chase after you. If only you had a rod....

I put in a fuzzy green blanket.

[susumu!]

xDDD

Alright, you get back a pair of fuzzy green slippers~
Aw, so cozy~


I put in an eye-patch, matey~

[Affectionate Zombie]

You get a whole pirate! Ooh. He's sort of smelly... :[

I put in a... butterfly-shaped pillow~! It's so cute and colorful~